Following on from my recent thread about poisonous eardrops...

[sandyRoe]

Have I seen, or was it something I imagined, a film of a woman smoking and 'exhaling' through her ears?

[DTCwordfan]

My aunt used to do this, it's all about opening up the Eustachian tubes - she is 85 now and gave up smoking yonks ago.

[ChuckFickens]

There's a song about learning to breath through your ears...

[ChuckFickens]

Or breathe even...

[gness]

Sandy. I can`t believe you`re asking these questions without a plan in mind.
Come on.....spill the beans. :-)

[237SJ]

You could probably do it if you had grommets.

[sandyRoe]

Gness, if I give vent to murderous fantasies here in the safety of AB, I feel theres much less chance I'll ever actually be tempted to carry them out. ;-)

did I mention that the new neighbours are very, very, noisy?

[sandyRoe]

Grommet's what? And what would Wallace say?

[237SJ]

Wasn`t the breathing through your ears song by that Aussie Kevin Bl00dy Wilson?

[gness]

Ah...I see. Can you access their water supply?

[237SJ]

Grommets - tubes put into your eardrums. No way could you blow smoke out through your ears unless you had grommets or punctured ear drums.

[humbersloop]

Why is Grommet blowing smoke...

never mind

[wolf63]

I posted this on the other thread

There are quite a few poisons that are absorbed through the skin so I would have thought that pouring one of these substances into a person's ear canal would cause it to be absorbed into the person's system.

http://www.ehow.com/h...adly-poison-list.html

If you are planning on doing anything illegal sandyRoe please scrub your computer memory before the police arrive. ;-)

[gness]

To access neighbours ears train in Hopi Ear Candling and offer them free sessions.