The plumbers joke

[marval]

Why couldn't the plumber get a date?
Because he was a real drip!

Why did the plumber retire early?
He was flushed with success!

Why did the plumber start dancing?
He knew a little tap!

Why did the plumber fall asleep at work?
His job was draining!

Why was the plumber depressed?
His career went down the toilet!

Why are plumbers good at poker?
They know how to get a royal flush!

What kind of dreams does a plumber have?
Pipe dreams!

What are a plumber's favourite shoes?
Clogs!

What is a plumber's favourite vegetable?
Leeks!

Why do plumbers wear yellow suspenders?
To keep their pants up.

Why do plumbers wear green goggles?
They make turds look like pickles!



Doctor Sqad called a plumber out in the middle of the night because one of his toilets was blocked.

He insisted that it was urgent and that the plumber attend immediately.

Upon arrival the plumber lifted the toilet lid, threw in two Ibuprofen, and said “If it's still there in the morning, give me another ring.”

[askyourgran]

I saw these jokes in the Beano 1945. (I was just learning to read I might add).

[Jemisa]

:)
Jem.

[starone]

I thought they were all funny especially the last one.

[marval]

Thank you Star, even if they are really old.

[squarebear]

What did the plumber say when he wanted a divorce?
It's Over Flo.

[JonnyBoy12]

What is a plumber's favourite pudding?

Plumb duff!


Why did the plumber's wife leave him?

Because she was driving him round the bend!