Never Ever

[NoMercy]

Apply loads of greasy hand cream and then pick up a hot cup of tea.

Any "never ever" wisdom you'd care to impart? :-/

[gness]

Any of the above Mick?

[Mick-Talbot]

well one would presume it's nomercy

Thanks bednobs.... But what a daft mare if that is true, unbelievable.

[ummmm]

Lol

[Psybbo]

Not very observant Mick?

[AliceTickband]

one piece of wisdom imparted to me by my father in law.....don't let your dingdongs dangle in the dust......and so far I have kept to that.

[gness]

Wait til you`re my age Alice. :-(

[albaqwerty]

Never ever use your fingers to separate potatoes in hot fat.

[NoMercy]

Shut your cakehole, Mick :-)

[argorstran]

....and even if you managed to not drop the cup the ghastly smell of the hand cream would drown out the taste of the tea....

[AliceTickband]

lol @ Gness

[Georgiesmum]

Never use fake tan, have a shower in the evening and then dry yourself on a white bath towel!