Barney Felce...You are a star!

[gness]

I don`t know Barney and can`t do links but this is worth reading. I`ve just read it in the Kettering and Wellingborough Telegraph.
Barney is getting married but instead of a stag do he and thirty of his tradesmen mates decided to do a garden makeover for a couple who foster children and youngsters going through hard times physically and mentally. They didn`t know the couple but have created the most wonderful sensory garden with ramps, lights and scents to stimulate the children.
How fantastic is that?
Couldn`t you just hug the guy? :-)

[tonyav]

sibs got the hump, cus were talking about oily stuff lol. x

[Psybbo]

Hi gness, enjoy your relaxing bath and be massaged by DT's smooth oily tongue xxx

[tonyav]

LOL ^^^^^

[gness]

If I hadn`t got to clean the mud off the kitchen floor sib, I would. x

[DTCwordfan]

those tiny balls make for very good anal beads I hear, tony.......

[sunny-dave]

WD40 - the body spray of champions ... (and steamed up daves) ...

[gness]

A friend asked the other day what this site was like..do you know I couldn`t give a sensible answer.

[tonyav]

Is that right DT he seems to know a lot about them.

[gness]

Evening Dave....been showering again?

[tonyav]

WD40 dave, great stuff cures anything and everything.

[DTCwordfan]

amazing what you can sell from the dregs of a lubricant blending drum - that and Otis elevator oils........

[Psybbo]

Otis regrets oh wrong thread or.......

[tonyav]

Wot.

[sunny-dave]

Evening gness - I am considering having a bath ... if I disappear for too long it probably means my back has seized up - so can you send the AA round with a block & tackle to hoist me out ...

[DTCwordfan]

Miss Sibton regrets she's unable to dine today, madam gness.
Miss Sibton regrets she's unable to dine today, mmmmmm.
And she's sorry to be delayed,
but last evening down at DTC's lover's lane
she strayed, madam.
Miss Sibton regrets she's unable to dine today.

When she woke up and found
that her dream of love was gone, madam,
she ran to the man
who had lead her so far astray.
And from under her velvet gown
she drew a gun and shot her wide-assedbeau, tonyav down, madam gness.
Miss Sibton regrets she's unable to dine today.

When the AB mob came and got her
and dragged her from the jail, madam gness,
they took her up
to the pub across the way.
And the moment before she passed out
she lifted up her lovely head and cried, madam gness.
Miss Sibton regrets she's unable to dine.
Miss Sibton regrets she's unable to dine today.

[gness]

Ahhhh! Just gone back to this. Fantastic DT. xxx

I`ll come and get you out Dave. Child`s play after slab lifting.

[tonyav]

Great that DT [i]bullet removal now at the A & E :-([I].

[Psybbo]

Guilty as charged, DT what a talented man!