Funny or not

[marval]

A young man went to a carpenter and asked, "Can you build me a box that is two inches high, two inches wide, and fifty feet long?"

"Hmm..." mused the carpenter. "It could be done, I suppose, but what would you want a box like that for?"

"Well, you see," said the young man, "my neighbour moved away and forgot some things, so he asked me to send him his garden hose."


A local thief who the police have been after for years last week was arrested after stealing a combine harvester.

He is expected to be bailed tomorrow.


Paddy takes his stuffed dog to the Antiques Road Show for a valuation.

The expert asks him what he thinks it would fetch, were it in perfect condition.

"Sticks" replies Paddy



"Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world.

There are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning, Lord,"

And there are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good Lord, its morning."

[excelsior-1]

all funny (i m o)

[tonyav]

The combine one is, but I have heard it before, the others, Groan lol

[JonnyBoy12]

Very very funny. The one with the dog was the funniest of them all.

[starone]

Tee-hee liked all of them.