Tom Thumb, Cinderella and Quasimodo are sitting down having a chat discussing world records.
Tom Thumb says "I bet I am the smallest person in the world".
Cinderella loving herself with the mirror still in her hand says "I bet I am the prettiest girl in the world".
Quasimodo grateful that he might finally be somebody says "I bet I am the ugliest person in the world".
So after a few drinks they decide to go and check it out and visit the world record museum.
Tom Thumb goes in first and after a few minutes comes out, big smile on his face and says " yes, I am the smallest person in the world".
Cinderella goes in next, after ten minutes she comes out proud and reveals " see I told you I am the prettiest girl in the world".
Quasimodo then goes in and a minute later comes out angry and says "who the f**k is Wayne Rooney".