Damn Predictive Text

[NoMercy]

I thought I'd typed, "Any suggestions?"

:(

[ChuckFickens]

I texted an ex and told here I would be a bit late round because I was going round limp.... she told me not to bother coming over at all if that was the case.

(limp was meant to be jims)

[NoMercy]

Sorry, Chuck. That was a reply to your pint/riot post.

I am sure he'll see the funny side.

[MarkRae]

This thread is a loan of billhooks...

[sunny-dave]

You'll get to the bottom of it eventually ...

[Old_Geezer]

He'll know it was just another cheeky text.
Not a hole lot you can do about it now anyway.

[NoMercy]

Oh gawd...I asked for this...