Observations on growing older...

[Jemisa]

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~Your Kids are becoming you...and you don't like them...but your grandchildren are Perfect!

.~Going Out is good..Coming Home is better!

.~You Forget names ... But it's OK because other people forgot they Even knew you!!!

~You realize you're never going to be really good at anything .... Especially Golf.
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~The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore.

.You sleep better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than in bed. It's Called "pre-sleep".

~You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" Switch..

~You tend to use more 4 letter words ....."what?"..."when?"... ???

.~Now that you can afford expensive jewellery, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.

~You notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?!!!

.~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.

~Everybody Mumbles.

~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your wardrobe 2 of which you will never wear.

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~~~But Old is good in some things: Old songs, Old movies, and best of all,

OLD FRIENDS!!

[excelsior-1]

Jemisa.

you have summed up my life.

[Kiki-frog]

I can certainly relate to the one about the ON and OFF switch. I haven't a clue what most of the buttons on the tv remote do!

[Psybbo]

Jem do you know me? lol

[marval]

Very true Jem

[baza]

Jem, how very true, do they call the tv a remote as I do not have the remote est idea of how to use it.