Tony Blair and his driver are in a hurry, so they are speeding past several farms. On their way past one of the farms Tony's driver hits a pig. He stops the car and decides he had better tell the owners.
Tony waits in the car all night and the driver doesn’t come back until the next morning. Tony says, “what did they do to you?”
The driver replies, “they gave me a good meal and they told me to sleep with their daughter. They tried to give me fruit for the road, but I had to say no.
Tony says, "Wow! What did you say to them?"
The driver replies, All I said was “I’m Tony Blair’s driver and I killed the pig.”