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Honeymoon.
A couple on honeymoon arrive at their hotel room and begin undressing. When the bridegroom removes his socks, his wife asks: 'What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled!'I had tolio as a child', he answers sadly.
'You mean Polio?' she asks. 'No tolio, the disease only affected my toes.'
Next the groom takes off his trousers and his bride asks: 'What's wrong with
your knees? They are all lumpy!' 'As a child I had kneasles, he explains even
more sadly. 'Don't you mean measles?' she asks him. 'No, kneasles, it only
affected my knees. Finally the husband removes his underpants. 'Don't tell
me,' his wife sighs. 'Was it smallcox?'
'You mean Polio?' she asks. 'No tolio, the disease only affected my toes.'
Next the groom takes off his trousers and his bride asks: 'What's wrong with
your knees? They are all lumpy!' 'As a child I had kneasles, he explains even
more sadly. 'Don't you mean measles?' she asks him. 'No, kneasles, it only
affected my knees. Finally the husband removes his underpants. 'Don't tell
me,' his wife sighs. 'Was it smallcox?'
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