Maths

[Bazile]

Little Johnny is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, "Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your pellet gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left?"

Little Johnny thinks for a moment and says, "NONE!" The teacher replies, "None, how do you figure that?" Little Johnny says, if I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared, leaving none on the fence." The teacher replies, "Hmm, not exactly, but I do like the way you think!"

Little Johnny then says, "Teacher, let me ask you a question. There are 3 women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking her cone, another is biting it and the third one is sucking it. How can you tell which one of the women is married?"

The teacher ponders the question uncomfortably and then finally replies, "Well, I guess the one sucking her cone."

To which Little Johnny replies, "Actually, its the one with the wedding ring, but I do like the way YOU think!"

[chaptazbru]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[duntocher]

good

[starone]

lol