Accident

[joeluke]

I was driving when I was involved in a minor accident.

There was nothing I could do when the bag went off.

"We don't have time for this, my mother needs picking up cos her hospital appointment can't be missed, it'll be months before they arrange another, how long is this gonna take?"

[woofgang]

Que?

[Mick-Talbot]

the bag went off


not the airbag, woof .....

[woofgang]

I guess you had to be there.........

[cupid04]

?

[mike11111]

Oh dear, and we thought that blokes were slow on the uptake!

[Jemisa]

eh?
What bag went off?
Who's bag went off?
Where did it go off to?
What colour was it?


jem

[mrs.chappie]

Reminds me of this joke:

Boxer: Every morning I get up and punch the bag a few times. Then she gets up and makes the coffee.

[Old_Geezer]

I feel sure the OP could be written a little more slickly, the joke'd work then.