Will Address Points Later.

[Kerosene]

To all my 'fans', please don't hang around waiting for prompt replies on the numerous threads in which I'm involved - now watching the footie - Blackburn v Middlesbrough.

See you all later - I'm sure you can do without me for a few hours?

Sorry.......for HOW long????

[Duncer]

For Funks Sake, Blackburn v Boro.

Kean out!

[Kerosene]

Duncer,

You could be right, it's 1-0 Boro at the break.

[Gromit]

Bet you stand in front of the TV with your back to the match for 90 minutes.

[sir.prize]

Lol @ Gromit

[Mick-Talbot]

Why are you cluttering up 'news' with this drivel?

[sir.prize]

MT - 'cos it is Kerosene and he can do as he chooses. Get it?

[Mick-Talbot]

Well he does set the news section on fire ........ even if it is mostly nonsense.

[ABerrant]

It appears that AB Towers may have mislaid vital documentation. A Flounce Announce form has been logged...

http://tinyurl.com/sn...swerBank/announce.png

but the requisite Flounce Renounce notification of returning members is missing from the subject's dossier, so could Kerosene please complete the form ASAP.

http://content.theans...es/forms/renounce.png

Failure to rectify the situation may result in posting privileges being withdrawn and could lead to displays of extreme frustration.

http://www.theanswerb...raffin-235642/?page=4

[sir.prize]

Hee hee hee hee

[NOX]

Kerosene - putting the arse into arson;-)

[ladybirder]

Well I never, ha ha ha.

[sir.prize]

I'm still giggling

[NOX]

It must be said that's made my night- well done ABerrant;-)

[ladybirder]

I'm still giggling

Me too.

And waiting ................................

[Kerosene]

Nitey nite my legion of fans!!! Off now to watch some of my favourite recordings made over many, many years:

Let's see...phew...don't know where to start? Ooohhh, I'm so excited!!

Will it be: Line of Duty? OR Murder Investigation Team? OR The Sweeney?

OR Heartbeat? OR Holby Blue? OR Burnside? OR The Bill?

The list is endless.......the good guys winning!!!

Nee Naa Nee Naa Nee Naa Nee Naa..........................................
..


"You're nicked, ya ***!!!" "It's a fair cop, chummy!" "Book 'im, Danno!!"

Here, for all you rabid fans of our boys+girls in blue, are a few examples straight from that famous Police Training Manual entitled;
"Police: 'ow Ta Lie Yer Way Out Of Any Situation"

"Evenin' all!" "Stop struggling and the cuffs won't hurt you"(My favourite).

"Oops, you've gone and slipped down that flight of stairs and broken your right arm, left leg, and six ribs...my goo man!"(My second favourite)

"You really must stop headbutting the steel toecap of my right boot..I'll only have to polish the blood off later, you inconsiderate s*d!"(Always loved that one)

"No, M'lud, the handcuffed defendant overpowered all 8 of us by taking advantage of us as we knelt near the parapet and held our weekly prayer meeting - eyes tightly closed - on the 10th floor of that NCP building, but lost his footing in doing so, thereby causing him to plummet 60 feet to his death...M'Lud"(cough) (The Crown Court convincing piece of evidence)

"That 92 year old shoplifter was deceptively agile, M'Lud, and tried to outrun Police dog 'Gnasher' in her motorised wheelchair for at least 10 feet before he caught up with her and, as she tried desperately headbutting him, Gnasher's teeth had no option but to defend themselves by ripping her face apart...M'Lud"(further cough).(The Magistrates Court piece of mitigating circumstances)

Well, goodnight campers, and sleep tight - Don't have nightmares - You're being well protected by The Old Bill!

('Dixon of Dock Green' theme tune whistling...........................)

[sir.prize]

Still giggling more than ever - paraffin

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Couldn't 'make it up'.