Don't let Sqad see this

[hc4361]

He'll be putting an order in for one.

http://www.dailymail....play-videos-help.html

Doesn't seem the most hygienic thing to me.

[DTCwordfan]

Thanks to hc for getting this thread goinG;

So white and weeny small, all screwed up,
You started your day in a sterilised Chinese cup.
Naughty Wives, Penthouse, Mayfairs, Dirty Desmond galore,
Assisted your release just in time for,
A walk down a hallway, on our way to see,
A Nanjing nurse who would take you away from me,
In a rubber-gloved grip, you'll go to a lab,
Where you'll move into a syringe, and prepare for the stab,
No silky panties to pass, Up through the vagina and the cervix,
Into the uterus you'll fly in a fix.
Here you'll hang out for as long at it takes,
For Sqad's AB girlfriends to ovulate.
When you see the egg, you'll swim like hell,
And if you get through, we'll think that's swell.
Some dual-headed, and others two-tailed,
We'll hope in two weeks that you will not have failed.
So relax while you can in your warm little vial,
Because soon enough you'll begin your trial.
Now ends my poem about insemination,
I hope real soon Sqad get lots of AB congratulations.

[tonyav]

LOL, very good DT.

[TOWIE]

Watcha Tone xx

hee hee DT very funny...

[Sqad]

DT.......LOL

[parkie]

Blimey. That thing would make me go slanty-eyed.

[sunny-dave]

The video has just reduced me to helpless giggles ...

[RATTER15]

Ive already got one, I need to keep emptying mine, I think I need a bigger model!

[Dee Sa]

reading this at 5.22am doesnt make good reading, what happens if the machine goes haywire and takes the end of your knob off and wont release you ? erotic I would be terrified [ if I was a man].
I wonder how much time, energy & money was wasted inventing this ?

[Sir Alec]

Oh, Gosh! I thought you were going to show a woman drinking from a pint glass, for God's sake!

[TOWIE]

I wonder who would have invested if it had been on 'Dragon's Den' .................I'm Out............hee hee (:O/

[DTCwordfan]

they would have been wetting themselves, Den......

[TOWIE]

hahaha DT