Not sure where to post this - so here goes ........

[Gizmonster]

Hey, I'm your teacher,
And this is crazy,
But here's my car keys,
Let's go to Calais.

All the policemen,
They try to chase me,
So don't look up at,
That camera baby.

[Mick-Talbot]

What is it?
a joke?
a poem?
?

[Gizmonster]

Sing it in the tune of Call Me Maybe, by Carly Rae Jepson:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N_xGQ3QKlk

the chorus is at 0:28 ........

[mccfluff]

just bad taset really, isn't it

[mccfluff]

*taste* even

[commoner]

If I said where to post it..I'd most likely get suspended..!

[McMouse]

Why not just sit on it.

[Gizmonster]

Hey peeps - I am in no way condoning what the teacher Jeremy Forrest and his pupil Megan Stammers have done.
I'm merely making light of the situation, so if this offends anyone, then I appologise :)