What qualities in your mind make a "real man"?

[laurasand]

?

[sunny-dave]

Evening All - how's it hanging ?

[Psybbo]

We were all waiting for you - the perfect specimen x

[sunny-dave]

Funny that - no-one mentioned the big .... bike :+)

[parkie]

Considering sqad's profession I'm surprised he talked about being given a bollocking. Surly it should be testicling?

[Psybbo]

Park, you missed out the K

[sunny-dave]

I think if the 'patient' is wearing R&P then it's test tickling ...

[DTCwordfan]

A real man is our sunny-dave
A real man isn't afraid to work
Dave knows that love labours
Without labour there is no sibton love.

A real man isn't
Ashamed of who he is
Doesn't mind the gness company
of a good murray woman whoever she is
He'll travel the UK on his bike, to find
the AB woman who is mad and of strong Lady J mind.

Sunny-dave, his real man knows
that if there are no
monies, no Voddie or NoM cooking,
there is no romance.

A real man will walk
To the ends of the earth
For his tony-goat kids
Stand on his two feet, sit astride his bike
Leathers on, no lies and lame Kerosene excuses!

The AB women they don't want a man
Who looks like a man but
Doesn't act like a boy.

They don't want a man
Who walks the walk, rides the bike, but
Nags like that of the Archangel boy.

They want a Real Man, Sunny-dave or three
Who will do right or her and her
Extended tribe.
A Real Man, a Leathers Man, who will work with she
Please don't work against Me.
Walk beside her not
Lead her.
Love her, make your ABer purr.
Adore her instead of cheat, if so you evil Sir!

A Real Man is what She seeks
What She wants and needs.
A Man like dave willing to work to
Support and care for his AB family.

A Real Man like dave is what she wants
and needs.
One who knows that AB love
Ratter labours.
Without work there is no JJ abandoned love.
No Motorbike! No Alba or Crafty Romance!

How much, AB Girls for a night of unbridled love, food, wine and raunchy sex?

[giveup]

DT, make me an offer

[Psybbo]

Ah that silver tongued devil words do it for me

[giveup]

I dont give change for 50p

[humbersloop]

clear eyed and a clean conscience, true to his own self, takes pride in a day's work well done

[parkie]

Hi Sib. Missed out the E in surely but didn't think there was a K in testicle?

(The party's getting rough. Give me my trousers).

[gness]

Are we paying DT or is he paying us? Had a strange night....can't think straight but I do know I have never test tickled Sqad...with or without a k. x