An Irish joke

[wolf63]

An Irish woman is cleaning her husband’s rifle and accidentally shoots him. She immediately dials 999.

Irish woman: ''It's my fooken husband! I've accidentally shot him, I've fooken killed him!''

Operator: ''Please calm down Mam. Can you first make sure he is actually dead!''

*click* .. *BANG*

Irish woman: ''Okay, I've done dat .............. what next?''

[excelsior-1]

brilliant!

just spluttered my lunch out .. laughing.

[ummmm]

lol

[wolf63]

I think that 'fooken' should actually be spelled 'fekkin' - but apart from that it is good.

[jno]

that has been scientifically proven to be the funniest joke ever

http://www.laughlab.co.uk/

though it wasn't Irish at that stage

[marval]

lol

[tonyav]

LOL, very good wolf.

[wolf63]

jno - I toyed with changing it to a Scottish based joke - but cut&paste was much simpler.

[starone]

You can alter it after you have cut and pasted it wolf. I often do if the joke is too American.