The lorry Driver..

[Jemisa]

Well, this story goes something like this.

You see, there was this lorry driver and he was on a day run, and stopped at a cafe for a bite to eat.
Well, he sits down at the table, and the waitress comes over hands him a
menu and a glass of water, and says "What'll you have?"
Well, the drivr says," Got any chili?"
The waitress says, "No, I just sold my last bowl to the bloke sitting next to
you."
So, the driver looks over at the bloke next to him, and notices that he look mostly finished with his meal 'cept for the bowl of chili sitting there on
the table.
So, the driver asks him, "Hey, are you gonna eat that?" To which the man
replied, "Nope, you go right ahead." So, the driver starts eating the
chili, which tasted mighty good to him.
Well, he got about halfway through with it, and sees a dead mouse laying at
the bottom of the bowl.
UP COMES THE CHILI!!!!
Right back into the bowl!!

The bloke next to him says," Yep, that's about as far as I got with it too!"

[squarebear]

*urgh*

[mrs.chappie]

Not keen on that one, Jem.

[Jemisa]

Me niether mrs C but it has a laugh eliment tho doesn't it? (as well as yuk)

jem

[mrs.chappie]

I'm not sure that it does, to me, Jem. No worries though, I love most of your jokes. Should have a section, "Jem's Gems". :o)

[moonraker558]

Sounds like one or two transport cafe's I have been to in my time. I never got any extra's though.

[Jemisa]

Awww!! Mrs C, you old flatterer...

jem

[starone]

I did suggest a joker's badge, but I don't think I was taken seriously. Jem would win one in a heartbeat.

[Jemisa]

C'mon Starbi you post some crackers,& Marval does too... We keep the section ticking eh?

jem

[Smowball]

Ewwwww, lol. But very funny.

[dickythecook]

Now that was a sick joke! :-) I like it.