Batman

poosils | 14:55 Mon 01st Oct 2012 | Jokes

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Batman and Catwoman were going out on a date and were sitting in the Batcave.

"Oh Batty," she gushes, "you really are the greatest of all the superheroes."

"Thank you," replies Batman.

"No really," she continues, "you're brave, strong and true. You're quick-witted and fair. Everyone is scared of you."

"Please..." he replies.

"And you're so hunky!" she giggles. "You look so good in your costume and I love your pointy ears. I'm the luckiest cat alive. Now... I'm going to call us a cab and we're going to have a great evening."

She gets her mobile out of her bag, but can't switch it on.

"Oh!" she says. "Can you have a look - you're so good with gadgets."

"I'm afraid," he replies, "your phone will not work because of your bat flattery".

No harm in trying.

Cling film

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tonyav

Groan.

JonnyBoy12

Also double groan!

Did you hear about the Irishman who was scared of heights? When looking for a house he told the estate agent he did not want to live in a flock of bats!