Curious Tadpole

[Bazile]

Two tadpoles sitting on the side of a large pond relaxing on a sunny day ; when a young lady walks up , undresses , dives in and swims around for a while before getting out and sitting on the bank .
This was the third day that these tadpoles had observed her going for a swim in the pond .

One tadpole says to the other ‘ I wonder what it is like inside there , you know that opening between her legs ‘ .
The other tadpole replies ‘ yes funnily enough I was wondering that myself ‘
‘ Tell you what ‘ says the first tadpole , when she goes into the water again , I will swim up and go inside and go home with her – I will let you know tomorrow when she returns here ‘

Next day the second tadpole is sitting on the bank when the young lady walks up to the pond , undresses and dives in swims around, during which time the first tadpole exits from you know where and joins the second tadpole on the bank .

‘ Well ‘ ? says the second tadpole ‘ what was it like in there ‘ ?
‘ It was pretty uneventful ‘ says the first tadpole ‘ until this bald headed bloke came in and started spitting at me ‘

[starone]

tee-hee. I didn't expect that punch line - very good.