Woops.

[Hopkirk]

Poor little kid, he was enjoying that before they realised

http://www.dailymail....tead-fruit-juice.html

[Ann]

Ooops Tiddley Toddley ..........

[Hopkirk]

Wasn't one of the Teletubbies called Tipsy?

[EvianBaby]

My 11 year old nephew recently downed TWO glasses of my wine without me knowing.

I was just amazed he didn't chuck, I don't know any adults that can down wine like that.

[Hopkirk]

At our wedding my wife's 12 year old nephew snuck around drinking the dregs out of all the abandoned wine glasses.

No one realised until he was totally rat arsed.

[EvianBaby]

Lol. It's really not funny but it really is too. They just sit there laughing their heads off at nothing.

[EcclesCake]

Personally I think the Mother has been a tad hysterical. Having said that I think on the day the restaurant staff could have handled it better.

My mother got me wasted as a baby when she misheard the midwife's advice of putting a teaspoon of brandy in my bottle.....my mum put a tablespoon in and knowing her there would have been a extra splash for luck.

[sherrardk]

She's just peeved because all she got out of the mix up was 50% of the bill.

[DTCwordfan]

My ex did that at three, knocking back punch.......

My youngest hates wine, my eldest loves it. I am one of those who follow the French practice, a real "smidge" or you have the option of cutting it with water. She prefers the real thing. Anyway, I was sitting there, one Friday night, with a rather fine Cloudy Bay Sauvignon in hand and the eldest approached.

"Can I try your white wine, Dad? I have never tasted a white wine."
"Sure honey"
She went and got her own wine glass, complete with the Daffy and Mickeys on it, and I put in a little soupçonne for her. She tastes it and responds:
"Dad, this wine is excellent!"

Bloody hell, a wine connoisseur, aged 6.