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One for the ladies. Renault - Ford collaboration.

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tonyav | 10:31 Sun 14th Oct 2012 | Jokes
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Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Mixing the Renault Clio and the Ford Taurus they have designed the '' CLITAURUS. It comes in Pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.
Rumour has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning !. Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the kerb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled asto how the size of the boot increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it best to lease one and replace when it becomes troublesome.
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In pink Shoota???? Not likely...you know me and black. And I'm great in the morning. :-)

TOWIE! I love you. x
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Oi pack that in ^^^^^I love you TOWIE.

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