Urgent attention sqad

[McMouse]

Think I'm going down with Ebola and wonder how much Ibuprofen should do the trick?

[Mamyalynne]

Is this just a seasonal thing then??

[mccfluff]

only in autumn

[Kiki-frog]

Peaks around Hallowe'en, I believe

[wolf63]

I can't take Ibuprofen - does this mean if I catch Ebola I will die? Or even worse - get pregnant?

[tonyav]

Only if you have eaten raw haggis first, wolf !

[McMouse]

Mine usually starts 2nd Tuesday of October but can never remember the correct dose.

[wolf63]

Cooked Haggis is bad enough _ I can eat it in small amounts. Tesco actually had in on their Pizzas. Yuck.

[Kiki-frog]

Haggis pizza??? Fusion cuisine!

[tonyav]

What ! an haggis pizza, wolf. lol

[McMouse]

Raw haggis certainly boosts the immune system and is especially good with Dengue fever (which I generally get in August).

[TOWIE]

McMouse - you must take the Ibuprofen whilst wearing suitable silk undies covered by a see through blouse.........cured {;o)

[Kiki-frog]

A shame Burns night is in January then, McMouse. The haggis is probably getting a bit rank by August

[tonyav]

McMouse, listen to the Essex gal, she knows what she's talking about lol.

[boxtops]

kiki, don't forget you can have it smoked, here's our fav place...

http://www.gallowaysm...il.asp?productID=4247

[TOWIE]

Tone - Good Morning - I was taught by the master of his craft <<but we don't talk about Room 202>>> {:o)

[tonyav]

Hi ya Den, [i]ok I won't mention room 202 ;-)[i].

[TOWIE]

Best not to, Tone, not before I have sold my story to the Sunday Tabloids.............and I have been set up in a lovely villa in Spain, with swimming pool and room for a pony - hahaha {:o)

[tonyav]

I'm sure sqad will see you right, Den !

[slinky.kate]

they say carrots dipped in milk stops you getting pregnant

[carrot99]

surely if they were dipped in jam to make them sticky it would be better as then they might not fall out so easily?