Sunday Express Skeleton 15Th December...
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Till no/ 5...
A man was in a queue at Boots. As he got to the Till he realised he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the Till.
She asked, ‘What size condoms?’
The customer replied that he didn’t know. She asked him to drop his trousers.
He did.
She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, ‘One box of large condoms, Till no/5’
The next man in the queue thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill.
When he got up to the Till, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the Till for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn’t know. She asked him to drop histrousers She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, ‘One box of medium-sized condoms, Till no/5 please.’
A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance.
When he got to the Till he told the checkout girl he needed some condoms.
She asked him what size and he said he didn’t know. She asked him to drop his jeans and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said…
‘Cleanup, Required at Till no/5'′
She asked, ‘What size condoms?’
The customer replied that he didn’t know. She asked him to drop his trousers.
He did.
She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, ‘One box of large condoms, Till no/5’
The next man in the queue thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill.
When he got up to the Till, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the Till for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn’t know. She asked him to drop histrousers She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, ‘One box of medium-sized condoms, Till no/5 please.’
A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance.
When he got to the Till he told the checkout girl he needed some condoms.
She asked him what size and he said he didn’t know. She asked him to drop his jeans and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said…
‘Cleanup, Required at Till no/5'′
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