finnish my sentence

[slinky.kate]

make it as funny as possible,lets have a laugh'
'when i met my ex'I thought gosh' I could---------------------

[berniecuddles]

have done better!!

[tonyav]

Crush a grape !

[Traci66]

I wonder what time he has to be back on the ward.

[Bazile]

..been imprisoned for what i'm thinking

[TOWIE]

run and hide

[slinky.kate]

i could throw my sizzling steak crisps i'm eating in his face

[baza]

get my glasses repaired

[Bazile]

... have saved all this embarrassment , if i'd worn my thick tights to cover up my varicose veins

[TOWIE]

get a refund from SpecSavers

[ELVIS68]

Give her one

[slinky.kate]

shake hands and say thanks to his ;bit on the side?

[marval]

really have gone to Specsavers

[naughtyboy]

....tell her about the chlamydia result but then thought nah...

[Psybbo]

really fancy him
should have gone to Specsavers

[owdhamer]

Strangle the bitch

[MASS1961]

............yes I still could!

[Wharton]

"Not recognise you standing up" - Groucho Marx