Belch and fart

[BlueToffee]

I was just releiving myself when up popped a burp, Mrs BT asked if I could belch and fart at the same time, I couldn't, but is it possible?

[Sqad]

Classy woman that wife of yours.......

[whiskeryron]

Good job you don't get them mixed up.

WR.

[MichaelZZ]

I remember in those far-off days when I was working to earn an honest crust I had to report at the manager's morning meeting that the wife of a colleague had phoned in to say that her husband wouldn't be in today because he'd pulled a muscle. I also reported that, according to the wife, the injury happened when he'd coughed and sneezed at the same time. The boss, ever sympathetic, said, "Effin good job he didn't fart as well. It could have been fatal."

[douglas9401]

Yes, it is. :)

[Tilly2]

I couldn't possibly know. I don't do either.

[tonyav]

LOL ^^^^^

[cupid04]

Tilly I don't believe you. My sister swore she never farted but called them love puffs, hardly endearing!!

[sandyRoe]

I don't know if they're possible simultaneously, but I do know both are better out than in.

[cupid04]

Where ever yo are, let your wind blow free
I didn't and look what happened to me!!


Seen on a gravestone.^^^^

[Kiki-frog]

I suspect it is. A friend went out on a first date to the cinema and sneezed, which provoked a fart. It was a short-lived relationship.

So i'm sure belching and farting at the same time is possible. But not conducive to romance.

[Kiki-frog]

And yes, it was "a friend" and not me!

[cupid04]

They all say that!!

[Kiki-frog]

No honest, cupid,.......... er, excuse moi, just visiting the bathroom

[cupid04]

I still love your donkey. We have one of thse farms near us that are open to the public and I've taken my grandchildren there quite regularly in the summer.
I always spent the longest time with the donkey even though he tries to nibble me. LOL.xx

[DTCwordfan]

strong ones - known as benchrippers is my old house....

[Kiki-frog]

Cupid, I'm so happy you like Donk. He lives at the bottom of the garden, along with other assorted other rescue equines. Donk's so cute tho, a real character. x

[tonyav]

Oi, blue nose don't come that about it was a friend, we know who it was ! lol.

[nannybooby]

will give oh beans on toast 4 tea with a can of coke, will let you know if both similtaniusly is possible .he he

[tonyav]

Ohhh, naughty nanny lol.

[Dinger2]

Kiki-frog, you cracked me up with your use of the word "provoked" a fart!! thanx forr the laugh !