I have snared my victim and I'm sure there are nicer ways to put this but I am sh**ing a brick.
What am I going to wear!
What if he's a total bore!
What if I'm a total bore!
What am I going to wear!
Why did I suggest an Italian restaurant - too many spillage opportunities!
What am I going to wear!
How long since your last date?
Are you really this wound up over it. Dont ruin the evening by fretting over every detail.
Wear something that gives the right balance of "I am classy" mixed with "But you can see what Ive got going on too".....
And be yourself dont start a date off with any kind of falseness, if it turns out to be something more, your initial over or under exaggerations could come back to haunt you.
Italian is safe in terms of most people like the food. Just dont order anything messy!
Ruby's got a weekend date,
she doesn't know what to wear.
We wonder if she'll be late
and turn up in the nuddie bare.
Spaghetti everywhere, it's Italian cooking,
Ruby's worried about being boring
Maybe Matt's not good looking.
AB advice, Ruby, stiff drinks and you'll be soaring.
Oh god, what a day. I've just said something incredibly dumb in Tesco. mentioned it on Twitter and now it appears to be amusing thousands of people. So that has overtaken my first date nerves.
It was the Princess Victoria. It's ... how can I put this? ... a, erm, lesbian pub. I mean, I'm not, but I'd gone in there with a couple of pals. They're not, either. I guess the girl hitting on me obviously was. Actually, she was pretty. I was quite flattered. But hey, you know ... keep your options open.