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How ever did they cope in the days of squares of newspaper threaded on a string?
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/// A box of matches can be useful in the loo, em. Strike a match and the malodorous aroma can go quite quickly ///
Wouldn't that have been extremely dangerous?
Talking about that though, I once heard a tale of a wife doing a spot of decorating before her husband came home from work.
Upon his arrival home she quickly poured the tin of turps in which she had cleaned her paint bush in, down the loo.
Her husband rushed upstairs to pay a visit, and decided to read the paper and have a fag, after he had lit the cigarette with a match he lifted his bum and dropped the lighted match into the pan.
You can guess the rest.
/// A box of matches can be useful in the loo, em. Strike a match and the malodorous aroma can go quite quickly ///
Wouldn't that have been extremely dangerous?
Talking about that though, I once heard a tale of a wife doing a spot of decorating before her husband came home from work.
Upon his arrival home she quickly poured the tin of turps in which she had cleaned her paint bush in, down the loo.
Her husband rushed upstairs to pay a visit, and decided to read the paper and have a fag, after he had lit the cigarette with a match he lifted his bum and dropped the lighted match into the pan.
You can guess the rest.
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