Old friends

Jemisa | 00:00 Thu 01st Nov 2012 | Jokes

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Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techno-geek.

"Hey, mate, how are you?"

"I'm good. Congratulations by the way , that new secretary of yours is beautiful!"
"Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot!"
"No way, how could that be?"

" She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left breast, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right , she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!"
"Fu**in' hell ! You're kidding, right?"

"No, she's something, alright? Tell you what, you can even borrow her."

So, his friend takes her into the toilets and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp" Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! eeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!"

The bloke says, "Sh!t! I forgot to tell him her @rse is a pencil sharpener!"