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Women's Assets
John was obsessed with women's assets, so he went to a psychologist and told him his problem.
"Let's play a little word association game," the doctor said. "I'll say a word and you say the first thing that comes to your mind."
"Plums," said the doctor.
"Assets," John said.
"Oranges."
"Assets," John replied.
"Watermelons."
"Assets," said John.
"Windscreen Wipers."
"Assets," John said.
"Wait a minute!" the doctor said. "I can understand the connection between plums, oranges, watermelons and assets. But, windscreen wipers? Where's the connection?"
"Easy, doc," John explained, "one on the left and one on the right!"
"Let's play a little word association game," the doctor said. "I'll say a word and you say the first thing that comes to your mind."
"Plums," said the doctor.
"Assets," John said.
"Oranges."
"Assets," John replied.
"Watermelons."
"Assets," said John.
"Windscreen Wipers."
"Assets," John said.
"Wait a minute!" the doctor said. "I can understand the connection between plums, oranges, watermelons and assets. But, windscreen wipers? Where's the connection?"
"Easy, doc," John explained, "one on the left and one on the right!"
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