For the love of jeff, what is it with you women and excessive toilet roll purchasing?

[Captaincrunch]

Earlier i've gone to the cupboard under the stairs looking for my toolbox, i opened the cupboard and was immediately buried under an avalanche of what seemed like tonnes of toilet roll so after i dug through pack after pack of toilet roll and got to the tools i texted the missus and asked her why do we need so much as it appears we have enough to last until summer 2013. Her answer was "You never know" Eh? You never know what exactly?

Do women know something us men don't? Rather than purchase 30 8 packs of Andrex or whatever wouldn't it be make more sense to save that money and have only what we need as the shops across the road? Or wouldn't it make sense to spend all of that wasted money on essentials such as steak, beer or something else more needed?

Are women really waster under the guise of savers or clever planners of unknown disasters to come?

Women, do you buy excessive loo rolls? Is so why?

Men are you sick to the back teeth of your hard earned wedge being spent on something you can't drink or eat? For Funks Sake, yesterday i went to have a cup of coffee and the milk was finished! Yet we had literally a quarter of a ton of loo roll which wasn't helping anyone!

I'm off to the pub as i need a drink now

[askyourgran]

Keep your hair on! I'm not your stereotypical woman, I have two loo rolls left, I only hope I remember to buy some more.

[rockyracoon]

ROFL, that's funny

How would you feel if you had a bad case of the trots and no loo roll? You'll be thankful your wife had the foresight to be prepared. I have lots of loo rolls in stock!

[spudqueen]

Your wife is probably like I am, if I see it on special offer I get LOADS! It always comes in useful! lol

[Kiki-frog]

Captaincrunch, the answer is simple - your good lady has some slightly out of date mackerel that she plans on feeding you later this week. Believe me, you will be praising her foresight (although not her cooking) in a few days time.

[pastafreak]

Is that your wife over in CB?....

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[shooty]

lol

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[starone]

Hope you have got plenty of newspaper - you can cut it in squares and thread it with a piece of string to hang on a nail in the loo. You will soon want to go back to the lovely softness of modern toilet rolls.

[NoMercy]

Why do men spend so long sitting on the throne, that's what I want to know!

[Barmaid]

Well we ran out of loo roll at the weekend. But that's cos I am so busy working hard to earn the wedge to spend on Pinot that I couldn't give a stuff what Mr BM wipes his **** on.

[Psybbo]

I'll bet that was a t-issue in BM's household

[Purple_Popple]

Can never have enough bum fodder!

[sunny-dave]

what a bunch of arse ...

[woofgang]

the answer is simpler than that. There has been a mexican wave of reductions and bogoffs recently and Mrs Crunch is being frugal.

[fredkins]

It's not me, It's my OH ,he is obsessed about toilet roll,we have enough toilet roll to wallpaper our whole house and all our neighbours,It's ridiculous.

[heathfield]

Bear in mind that your wife, if she is like most women, will use around half a roll of loo paper each time she pays a visit. Tip...If the woman in your life is guilty of this, tell her to tear off a few sheets at a time, and not to unroll a huge single wadge. This way it will allow the paper to be more readily flushed away, and you won't have to get the caustic soda out to clear that blocked drain. (The voice of experience!).

[chris1957au]

Well at least it's not going to go past it's usebye date like food lol

[pugthedog]

i worked in a loo roll factory for 31 years so you can imagine what my cupboards and spare room were like

[Jemisa]

Its a must, loo roll in our house has many uses. Make up remover, Hankerchief, Glasses cleaner, Tear wipers, Monitor screen cleaner, ect. Soomust be stocked up. (In caseof emergency too)

My H uses it to clean his dip-stick too!..Jem