Speeding...

[Jemisa]

While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a copper with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

The copper pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry madam?'

To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'

'Oh yeah,' said the copper, 'what do you do?'

'I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.

The copper stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher?
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'

'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'

'And just what the heck do you do with a 6 foot @rsethole? ' he asked.

'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...

[marval]

TeeHee

[excelsior-1]

"and that was when I cautioned and arrested her, your honour"