Absence notes

[rabet]

Where is everyone tonight? Explanations please, with absence notes signed by your great-grandfather, secret lover, Madam, etc.

[zebo]

I used to write my own excuse notes for PE, my mother found out....... when I was 45, and she went ballistic. We walked up Elm Hill today rabet!

[plautus]

i once received an absence note which read, "Please excuse Simon's absence but he's had dyo(x) deeo(x) dio (x) the runs.

[parkie]

My great-grandfather is not in the country at the moment, rabet, he's flying solo round the world, my secret lover is otherwise engaged, (she's a very busy person in more ways than one), and as for my Madam, she's still in Holloway doing a five stretch and won't be out for at least 2 years.
So I'll get my great,great grandmother to sign it for me when she gets home from the night club.

[rabet]

Hi all! Zebo, what were you doing in Elm Hill?

[baza]

I was going to get my great grandfather to sign a note but could not find a spade or a quill pen.