Joy of voice texts

[gness]

What is it with me and the wrong people dying????
We're a big family...lots of exs...still close. On Thursday my ex mother in law died. My son....never one to waste time on phone calls sent a voice text to everyone saying....... my Nan died this morning.
Voice texts are not clear are they?
I have started getting calls...one from China....saying how sad my ex husband has died so young! What happened?
For Nan they heard Dad. I am now calling my family to say.... Nan not Dad. Which doesn't help my sister in law who has already sent the sympathy card to my ex husband's "widow".
And yes....'tis the same lady I thought DNR on a text meant I was having dinner with her when it meant Do Not Resuscitate.

[gness]

:-) Alba...... 5 green and 7 black.

[Psybbo]

psst be kind to tony tonight, Man City 5 A Villa 0

[gness]

My goodness......it'll take more than kindness! Do you think Mrs AV has gone out for the evening. :-(