Wake me...

[Jemisa]

One day a man took the train from Paris to Frankfurt. When he got on he said to the ticket man, "Sir, I really need you to do me a favor - I have to get off this train in Mannheim, but I'm very tired and I know I'll fall asleep. So what I want you to do is wake me up in Mannheim because I have to close a business deal there and it's very important for me. Here's 50 euro's for this favour. But I must warn you that sometimes when people wake me up I get violently angry, but no matter what I do or say you got to get me off this train in Mannheim. Is that clear?" So the ticket man agreed and took the 50 euro's.
Later the man fell asleep, and when he woke up he realized that he was in Frankfurt. He was so mad at the ticket man that he ran over and started yelling at him, "Are you FU**ING STUPID or something??? I paid you 50 euro's so that you wake me up in Mannheim. And you didn't!! I want my money back you BUSTARD!"

While the man was yelling at the ticket bloke, Little Johnny and his mum were watching them and Little Johnny says to her, "Cor, that man is really p!ssed off!"
"Yeah, almost as mad as the bloke they made get off the train in Mannheim!"

[chrissa1]

Love it.

[tonyav]

LOL, a gud un, Jem.

[Psybbo]

Very good jem

[marval]

lol

[starone]

Tee-hee, I can imagine that.