Word challenge of the day

[mrs_overall]

When talking to someone today, try and use the words "moped" and "anchovy" in the same sentence.
Let me know how you get on. A bag of mackerel is the prize for the best one.

[gness]

Aww MrsO. I was trying to offload some of your mackerel onto Ed.

[mrs_overall]

lol @ rsvp

[Ellipsis]

I used to know someone called Ann Chovey. And irony of ironies ... one day she was riding her moped when she skidded on - yes, you guessed it - black ice.

[Mick-Talbot]

The missus is on her menstrual cycle and she has just left the house to get a anchovy based pizza.....................Anyone else think, menstrual cycle ....is a stupid Fluffing name for a moped?

[McMouse]

"You need a new mop Ed" I told the kitchen cleaner as he was clearing up some small fish.

[mrs_overall]

Yay, just got the postie!
It was a bit pathetic, but I asked him if he had seen the idiot on the moped riding on the pavement around our way...the rider having a face like an anchovy.

[gness]

Well that deserves best answer, MrsO. x

[mrs_overall]

Noooooooo gness, that would not be sporting. The competition has hours left to run yet.....and the mackerel will keep

[mrs_overall]

Right , I am going out now, I will check back in later xxx

[mccfluff]

i thought you meant in real life

i have just told my boss that his "how to do" instructions made as much sense as an anchovy riding a moped

[Mick-Talbot]

Did you pinch that from Blackadder , fluff?

[mccfluff]

not that i'm aware off... were mopeds invented in blackadders day?

[gness]

To my electrician......How's your mushroom allergy because my friend who rides a moped has a mushroom and anchovy allergy? Is yours just mushrooms? He was surprised at my sudden interest.

[mrs_overall]

It was a close one but the winner is.....gness. Well done xx

[gness]

Hey! thanks MrsO. Only thing is the electrician didn't phone back with his quote. :-(

[mrs_overall]

I wonder why? rofl

[sunny-dave]

"Is that an anchovy in your pocket, or are you just not very pleased to see me ...?"