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Who said this golf quote/joke or where was it said?
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"Oh golf is full of innuendos.
I mean you've got to get your stance right, grip on the shaft and swing in a smooth and non-jerky manner and if you do it right, you get that really nice sound that lets you know you've hit the sweet spot."
A friend is praising an English student for writing this, but I know he didn't as the partner is a golf pro and makes me read golf jokes/quotes. To make it worse, the student is taking full praise!
I could even finish half of the words and the ending off, so I know I've read it at least once in the last two years. It's so familiar. . .
Would be amazing if anyone could help find who said it or where it has been posted, as it's even bothering me that I can't remember now! Words, grammar and punctuation may not be exact to original.
Thank you in advance.
I mean you've got to get your stance right, grip on the shaft and swing in a smooth and non-jerky manner and if you do it right, you get that really nice sound that lets you know you've hit the sweet spot."
A friend is praising an English student for writing this, but I know he didn't as the partner is a golf pro and makes me read golf jokes/quotes. To make it worse, the student is taking full praise!
I could even finish half of the words and the ending off, so I know I've read it at least once in the last two years. It's so familiar. . .
Would be amazing if anyone could help find who said it or where it has been posted, as it's even bothering me that I can't remember now! Words, grammar and punctuation may not be exact to original.
Thank you in advance.
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It is certainly not original (apart from my own contribution just now !).
This is the sort of schoolboy humour that's been around for ever.
There is a similar routine about the game of bridge , which I heard some years ago but have forgotten.
Both games by the way involve a lot of old farts, myself included.
This is the sort of schoolboy humour that's been around for ever.
There is a similar routine about the game of bridge , which I heard some years ago but have forgotten.
Both games by the way involve a lot of old farts, myself included.
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