Apparently, DC is also considering an Robbery Complaints Commission.
It works like this.
If you believe you are a victim of robbery, you write to the RCC. The committee (who will be an experienced robber) will be elected from the board of robbers. The board itself will be made up of members nominated by each of the major crime-families.
Only victims themselves will have the right to complain.
In the unlikely event that the RCC finds in your favour, the offending robber (if he has elected to voluntarily subscribe to the RCC) may break into yor house and leave a very small note of apology, but all the other robbers will then be entitled to declare open season on you and your family.
If you are not a rabid right-winger and DM supporter, you can register your dissatisfaction with Cameron the Coward, here:
http://hackinginquiry.org/