Annabelle...

[Jemisa]

Miss Annabel had just returned from her big shopping trip to London city and was having refreshments on the beautiful lawns at the back of her daddy's mansion with her aristocratic lady friends. She tells them the stories of her trip as they stare spellbound. "You just wouldn't believe what they have there in Londn City," says Miss Annabel. "They have men there who kiss other men full on the lips."

Miss Annabell's friends fan themselves and say, "Oh my! Oh my!"

"They call them homosexuals," proclaims Miss Annabel.

"Oh my! Oh my," proclaim the girls as they fan themselves.

"They also have women there in London City who kiss other women full on the lips!"

"Oh my! Oh my," exclaim the girls. "What do they call them?" they ask.

"They call them lesbians," says Miss Annabel.

"They also have men who kiss women between the legs, there in London City," sighs Miss Annabel.

"Oh my! Oh my! Oh my," exclaim the girls as the sit on the edge of their chairs and fan themselves even faster.

"What do they call them?" they ask in unison. Miss Annabel leans forward and says in a hush, "Why when I caught my breath,

I called him Precious."

[starone]

Tee-hee, very funny.

[marval]

lol lol