Worst Christmas Presents.

[Georgiesmum]

What is the worst christmas present that youve ever received?
One year my hubby bought me a cd that i was going to buy anyway,shopping bag and a pair of oven gloves

[owdhamer]

That's for you tony.

[tonyav]

DOH, and I thought owd had got me of the hook.

[tonyav]

Well thanks for that owd.

[starone]

A packet of cigars. I have never smoked anything and I am a lady not a man. It was supposed to be innocuous presents which would be suitable for either sex. Trust a man to do the wrong thing.

[gness]

He'd better make it two bottles then, Boxy.

[NoMercy]

Eau de toilette for a man. The giver honestly didn't know what "pour homme" meant.

[tonyav]

I'll have them, Star. lol

[starone]

Too late tony, but if I still had them you would be welcome to them.

[tonyav]

Oh well, thanks anyway Star.

[DaisyNonna]

One year I received a pair of secateurs from my son and DiL and another pair from their chidren (too young to buy own presents).

[tonyav]

A pair and a spare then Daisy.

[Mosaic]

A bright orange home-knitted jumper from an auntie. It symbolised the mutual hatred we shared. I was 11.

[gness]

Tony...that was quite witty!

[Buenchico]

My cousin decided that some security locks for sash windows would be a useful present for me, even though my house didn't have sash windows!

[DaisyNonna]

I try to avoid cutting replies Tony.

[tonyav]

Just thought I'd try and spice a reply together for you, Daisy.

[tonyav]

Doh, Splice not spice.