HELP NEEDED PLEASE!!

[scruffbag]

We need a new bed, as our mattress has completely gone. My husband says it is fine, and does not need changing. What can I do to get my husband to agree with me, that we do need a new bed/or mattress?!!!!
I am open to any good ideas, from my answerbank friends! Many thanks for your help in advance.

[wolf63]

My dad needed a new shed but did nothing about it.

My mum decided to knock down his old shed when he was at work.

My dad then had to get a new shed.


My mother was not a patient woman.

[rowanwitch]

wee on his side

[Smowball]

lol rowan!
Tell him its full of maggots!

[Sammy48]

tell him its full of bed bugs.

[AlwaysConfused]

Get a bit active tonight, then you can both be responsible for breaking the bed! Wallah, new bed needed

[Mani_H]

Tell him that you want to experiment with some exciting new sexual positions but would like a more comfortable mattress before doing so.

[grasscarp]

I am confused. Mattresses need changing after a period of time, but why would the bed (frame) be worn out? Unless your activity is so much that you have actually broken the bed itself? I once achieved this in my youth on a hotel bed, but thats another story. I would suggest that a new mattress is more likely necessary than a new bed.