Spike Milligan's Sticky

[Drusilla]

Does anyone know the lyrics to this crazy song? I have an urge to teach it to my daughters, but promise to grow up in the New Year. :-)

[Cetti]

It seems a lot of people want this poem Drusilla, but I cannot find it.... perhaps someone else maybe luckier. Not a Milligan poem but I did find this and hoped it might amuse your little ones. Happy Christmas to you all!!

Screamin' Millie

Millie McDeevit screamed a scream,
So loud it made her eyebrows steam.
She screamed so loud her jawbone broke,
Her tongue caught fire, her nostrils smoked,
Her eyeballs boiled and then they popped out,
Her ears flew north, her nose went south,
Over the hillside, 'cross the stream,
Into the skies it chased the scream.
And that's what happened to Millie McDeevit,
(At least I hope all you screamers believe it).

[the_gooner]

"Sticky on my fingers, Sticky in my toes, Sticky in my pocket, Sticky up my nose!"