I Gave Up My Job At The Kennels.....

[Cruciformist]

I was just a dogsbody.

[tonyav]

I thought your voice sounded a little bit husky.

[dickythecook]

As long as your dogged persistence paid off...

[Cruciformist]

I didn't even paws for thought!

[Cruciformist]

....but I had the collie wobbles...

[Psybbo]

Stop chasing your tail

[tonyav]

Hope you didn't get the Shiatsu's.

[Cruciformist]

I tried being a poet for a while, but the critics said my work was doggerel.

[tonyav]

Ialways thought your were barking up the wrong tree with that job.

[marval]

Now Kennel get your job

[Baldric]

I'll have a bone to pick with him!