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Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story building.
I knew a prisoner who crowded his roommates terribly by building a huge aquarium in their room. It was just plain cell-fish of him!
My camera is broken. But, I won’t have a negative attitude – I’ll take it to the repair shop and see what develops. People think I broke it but the crime isn’t so black and white. Ah, I get the picture – I’m being framed!
A vampire walks into a bar, and asks for a “Large glass of A-positive blood.” The bartender looks him square in the eyes, and says “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve your type here!”
Did you hear about the guy who gave narcotics to seagulls?
He left no tern unstoned.
If you shake up a can of beer, and spill it on your stove, do you get foam on the range?
My cat got stolen. I think it was taken by a purr snatcher.
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used to be.
My sister opened a computer store on a beach in Hawaii. She sells C shells by the seashore.
I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount of black sediment in the bottom of the cup. So I called the grounds keeper.
I witnessed a robbery in a fabric factory and immediately called the police. They caught the culprit and held me as a material witness.
When a ladder was stolen from a store, the manager said that further steps would be taken to find it.
I knew a prisoner who crowded his roommates terribly by building a huge aquarium in their room. It was just plain cell-fish of him!
My camera is broken. But, I won’t have a negative attitude – I’ll take it to the repair shop and see what develops. People think I broke it but the crime isn’t so black and white. Ah, I get the picture – I’m being framed!
A vampire walks into a bar, and asks for a “Large glass of A-positive blood.” The bartender looks him square in the eyes, and says “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve your type here!”
Did you hear about the guy who gave narcotics to seagulls?
He left no tern unstoned.
If you shake up a can of beer, and spill it on your stove, do you get foam on the range?
My cat got stolen. I think it was taken by a purr snatcher.
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used to be.
My sister opened a computer store on a beach in Hawaii. She sells C shells by the seashore.
I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount of black sediment in the bottom of the cup. So I called the grounds keeper.
I witnessed a robbery in a fabric factory and immediately called the police. They caught the culprit and held me as a material witness.
When a ladder was stolen from a store, the manager said that further steps would be taken to find it.
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