I Was Useless As A Bricklayer.....

[Cruciformist]

...so I threw in the trowel.

[shoota]

I didn't have a hod for heights

[Sir Alec]

A mortar board?

[Cruciformist]

Shouldn't that be a "phlegmish bond", seadogg?

[seadogg]

ooh!

[excelsior-1]

didn't appreciate the gravel -ty of the situation, eh?

[Cruciformist]

I went to Portland, see, meant to get another job.

[DTCwordfan]

I didn't think that you were thick as a brick, cruci........next thing you will be telling us is that you were plastered too.

[shoota]

Do you come from good London stock?

[Cruciformist]

Plastered? This'tle be next Tuesday, maybe.

[seadogg]

positively rustic but not two faced

[Cruciformist]

No, shoota, Cley-next-the-Sea.

[Psybbo]

Oh you build me up, thank you