Has your Christmas been, Booze Free? Argument Free?, did you fall out with your beloved or your neighbours? did you check out the old farts next door to see if they were well? (Yes I did) And the most important! did you take out the batteries out of that nosey bloody toy? & are you back to reality?
Congratulations 4get!! Well done to you both. xxxx
By the way we have had several meals now at the pub you once recommended to me (Near the Castle) and have booked a table there with friends for New Years Eve!!
Has your Christmas been, Booze Free? No
Argument Free?, yes
did you fall out with your beloved or your neighbours? no
did you check out the old farts next door to see if they were well? we are them, and we've been farting very well, thank you
did you take out the batteries out of that nosey bloody toy? we didn't have any :-(
are you back to reality? I'm not, but OH has driven back off again, work waits for no driving man at this time of year!
for the dinner think about 8pm, me, my man, my lil sis, mum and dad. I was going to say I could wear something so you know its me but just look for the bump lol. We know the owner well.
We have had a relatively booze-free Christmas, although I have wine, Baileys, Whiskey and shorts.
Only had a few words. Neighbour gone away.
No squeaky toys, but a rat or something has found it's way underneath the house, I am absolutely terrified. OH has put poison in the hole. I have to report it to the Council.