Cleaning my specs, the lens popped out of one of them.
Mr A : The blue bins go out tonight don't they.
Me : Yep, thought you were doing the bin later?
Him: What you on about?
Me. What YOU on about?
Him. Lens, it popped out.
Me, well, couldn't say much more after that really could I?
Daughter has a cold so I gave her hot ginger wine...quite a lot of strong, hot ginger wine.
Would you like to watch anything you've recorded I ask. Yes....she slurred....Mock The Housewife might be good???
I've put her to bed.