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World War Iii In The Planning Stages
Prime Minister Cameron and President Obama are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman,
'Isn't that Cameron and Obama sitting over there?'
The bartender says,
'Yep, that's them.'
So the guy walks over and says,
'Wow, this is a real honour!
What are you guys doing in here?'
Cameron says,
'We're planning WW III.'
The guy says, 'Really?
What's going to happen?'
Obama says,
'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big t1ts.'
The guy exclaimed,
'A blonde with big t1ts?
Why kill a blonde with big t1ts?'
Cameron turns to Obama and says,
'See, I told you,
no one gives a sh1t about the 140 million Muslims.
A guy walks in and asks the barman,
'Isn't that Cameron and Obama sitting over there?'
The bartender says,
'Yep, that's them.'
So the guy walks over and says,
'Wow, this is a real honour!
What are you guys doing in here?'
Cameron says,
'We're planning WW III.'
The guy says, 'Really?
What's going to happen?'
Obama says,
'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big t1ts.'
The guy exclaimed,
'A blonde with big t1ts?
Why kill a blonde with big t1ts?'
Cameron turns to Obama and says,
'See, I told you,
no one gives a sh1t about the 140 million Muslims.
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