The Traffic Warden

[wildwood]

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden’s funeral, a voice from inside screams
“I’m not dead, I’m not dead. Let me out!”

The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters
“Too late pal, I’ve already done the paperwork”

[murraymints]

lol . ...

[frugalfred]

This is true.... I passed a traffic warden, stopped him and said, "Excuse me, is there a Job Centre in the town?" "Yes", he replied, and gave me detailed directions. "Thanks," said I, "So why don't you go there and get a proper job?"
He was not amused!

[starone]

Tee-hee -loved it.