Party Invite...

[Jemisa]

A business man from London decided to quit his job and buys a 100 acre
country spread in Devonshire One day while out riding his tractor, he came across
another man on a tractor The man told him he was his next door neighbor
and he was having a get-together the coming weekend. He said: I have to
warn you though, there will be alot of drinking at this party.
The city
guy said no problem. There will also be sex going on. No problem he
responded. Well, There will probably be some fighting too. I think I can
handle myself, claimed the new neighbor. As he rode off, he turned and
asked the party host.
"By the way, what should I wear at the party" The
man, responded "Oh, it don't matter,
It's only going to be me and you!"

[marval]

Oldie but goodie

[starone]

Tee hee. Might be an oldie but still made me laugh.